About Us

The Turd Burglar was built with one goal: to deliver the most dependable portable toilet service in Ham Lake and the northern Twin Cities. We’re a locally owned and operated company that takes pride in doing things the right way—clean units, on-time delivery, and service that actually shows up.

When you call, you’re speaking directly with someone who stands behind every rental. What started in Ham Lake has grown throughout the northern Twin Cities, earning a 5.0-star reputation and maintaining 100% customer satisfaction through consistent, reliable service.

Construction crews trust us to keep jobs running smoothly. Event hosts rely on us for clean, presentable restrooms their guests feel comfortable using. Our mission is simple: eliminate “crappy” service from the porta-potty industry and replace it with accountability, quality, and pride in every unit we deliver. The Turd Burglar was founded on a simple promise: deliver clean, dependable portable toilets with service that actually shows up on time.

After three years of keeping Ham Lake fresh, we've expanded throughout the northern Twin Cities, earning a 5.0-star rating and 100% customer satisfaction. As a locally owned and operated company, we understand Minnesota jobsites and events. We know construction crews need reliable facilities that won't slow down the workday. We know event planners deserve spotless restrooms their guests will actually want to use. Our vision is straightforward—steal away crappy service from the porta-potty industry.