The Turd Burglar delivers clean, dependable porta-potties across the Twin Cities.


Upgrade your event with clean, comfortable, and professional restroom rentals from The Turd Burglar. Perfect for weddings, private parties, corporate events, and festivals We handle delivery, setup, and service with care and reliability, so your guests stay comfortable and your event runs smoothly.

The Turd Burglar provides dependable, clean, and job-site-ready restroom rentals for construction projects of all sizes. Built for durability and serviced on a reliable schedule, our units help keep your crew comfortable, compliant, and productive. We offer prompt delivery, regular maintenance, and flexible rental options to meet the demands of your job site.

The Turd Burglar offers handicap-accessible restroom rentals designed for comfort, safety, and ease of use. Our ADA-compliant units feature spacious interiors, ground-level access, and sturdy handrails—perfect for events, job sites, and public gatherings.

The Turd Burglar provides standalone hand wash stations to promote cleanliness and hygiene at job sites, events, and outdoor gatherings. Our stations are well-maintained, easy to use, and serviced regularly for reliable performance.
Join the 400+ happy customers who trust us with their portable restroom needs. Contact us to get a free quote.